Wait 'til next year...

The winners have been announced for the annual Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest, which seeks the very worst writing in the world.

Alas, I did not make the cut this year.

I will have to craft a better sentence for '06 than the one I entered this year. (it's the entry for 3.19.05 on my old blog)

Here are the winners, and I salute them and their art.