Dick Hatch To Get Screwed

If convicted he could face a fine of up to $1.35m (£776,000) and a total of 73 years in prison.

It's a fairly simple concept: you make money, you live in a country that demands a share of it...you fork it the hell over. I've been doing it for years.

I was rooting for this guy waaaaay back in the first Survivor...because he was interesting, and he outplayed everybody else. But he's an ass. And he's gonna get slapped.