A Request To All NHL Players

Take a good long look at this cowardly little pussy:

Do us, the fans of this sport, a huge favor.

Every chance you get to slam his worthless hide into the boards, do it like he just slapped your momma. This man should not be playing hockey. Ever again.

I have never in my life wished bodily harm on any living person, but someone needs to end this guy's season in September. Nothing permanant, mind you. Just something to sit his ass out. Then...do it again next year. And each consecutive year until he gets the point and retires from the game.

And while he's struggling to get up from the ice...tell him this:

"Stand up, Todd. You still can."