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Soriano Refuses to Take Left Field
Alfonso Soriano refused to play the outfield for the Nationals on Monday and Jim Bowden said Soriano will go on the disqualified list if he doesn't switch positions this week. (By Barry Svrluga, The Washington Post)


Great. Just great. Nice. Once a Yankee, always a Yankee. Bring back Wilk. He wanted to play.

This happened Monday evening, and was dissected all day yesterday. It's still a hot topic today. And Bowden becomes the NL Laughing Stock of the week.

My bretheren (and sisteren) at Natfanatics are reporting that Soriano did indeed take the field for today's game. But let's face it: the damage is done.

We need an owner.

NOW.